Ryan, 27, Los Angeles.

I yell a lot about stuff.


is anybody else an awful person whose brain was screaming “and I thought they smelled bad…ON THE OUTSIDE” when they pulled the lady out of the horse


internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

one-bite-at-a-time replied to your post “I sort of want to start a proper youtube channel. but I feel like it…”

But I feel like another asshole could actually be useful in some scenarios, you know?

i love this comment because it applies perfectly to both starting a youtube channel and growing another bhole




Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 


i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

I always forget the Platypus exists and how fucking hideous these things are.