you ever clean out underneath your keyboard? it is a harrowing experience.
my keyboard has reached puberty. so proud of it for sprouting this much fucking hair and dirt
also when I was working at Outback, my roommates threatened to hose me off on the lawn like a dog if I didn’t shower immediately after work because you’d always go home reeking of blooming onions and buttholes
seriously, $15/hour is barely a fucking living wage, especially if you live in a major metropolitan area. I can’t even believe that the idea of $15 a fucking hour for physical labor scandalizes some people.
I’ve worked a lot of food jobs, but large restaurant jobs are the fucking worst. I used to work as a dishwasher at Outback Steakhouse. on your feet for 10 hours at a time, scalded constantly by hot water, leaving at 3 in the morning. no lunch break, because the reasoning went that “well, you can eat while you work, so you don’t need to sit down or take a break. besides, you get to smoke a cigarette while you’re taking out that mountain of trash at the end of the night. QUIT YER WHINING.” the wage? $7/hour. after an eight-hour shift, you have enough for a tank of gas to get to work and do it all again.
if you think food service doesn’t deserve a living wage, I want to shit in your heart.
does your camera ever white balance on your face rather than the white wall behind you cos that happens to me all the time
JESUS CHRIST YES. you have to take several photos so that your nose appears and you don’t look like fucking Voldemort on camera.
so glad that I’ve managed to avoid getting anything resembling a tan. destined to look like beardo mozzarella forever