Ryan, 27, Los Angeles.

I yell a lot about stuff.


tw: drugs

not gonna lie, i was immediately like “this book is a bucket of shit” with The Great and Secret Show as soon as clive barker was like “but Jaffe soon exploited Fletcher’s fiendish addiction to mescaline that had ruined his life because he would do anything for another sweet hit of mescaline

does clive barker think that every drug is the same drug

can i just say that i love how much of Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins’ thing on RAW boiled down to “YOU STOLE MY STUUUUFF GIVE IT BACK”

and then stupid goofball japes with green paint and screaming and

because they are still actually petulant shithead brothers

awez-im-gohst replied to your post “pareidolalia replied to your post “okay but the question is whether…”

is john wayne the pastor at grits church or is he just a member of the congregation of grits church?

i feel like he’d be the doorman, you know, he’s had a long life full of misdeeds and he kind of has this “ayup, gonna be cleaning out the grease traps in grits heaven for the evil i’ve done” thing going

the pastor of the oklahoma grits church would probably be jim ross

pareidolalia replied to your post “okay but the question is whether you can do surrealism without…”

Barker’s take on Americana really oogs me out for some reason.

yeah, generally if it’s an English author, I have zero interest in their take on The American Heartland because it always seems to come off as “pew pew goin’ to gritz church with John Wayne and how many head a’ steer you got on yer ranch pew pew” and it’s just. like they couldn’t write about the fucking West Country? had to wear Oklahoma like a meatsuit? yeah, we’d never see the zipper, super convincing

(this also applies to American Gods, which I really dig as long as it’s not riffing on ‘Murica ‘Murica ‘Murica)







The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.