Ryan, 27, Los Angeles.

I yell a lot about stuff.

 

i just don’t know if these hallways look vaginal enough

i just don’t know if these hallways look vaginal enough

TAKE A LOOKIT’S IN A BOOKTHE READING RAINBOWWWWW

TAKE A LOOK
IT’S IN A BOOK
THE READING RAINBOWWWWW

whiteoleander replied to your post “i love how nobody asks “do you like the simpsons,” because of course…”

My mom hates all cartoons. The Simpsons wasn’t even allowed in my house (to be fair, I do enjoy it, but didn’t see my first episode until around 15 or so)

allieotrope replied to your post “allieotrope replied to your post “i love how nobody asks “do you like…”

My weird cultish upbringing didn’t allow the Simpsons so I think by the time I could watch it, I just didn’t get it. Its one of those had to be there things.

yeah, my mom wouldn’t let me watch it after I quoted it during dinner as a kid (“Dear God, why should we thank you? We paid for this food!”)

and it came on at 5:30, and my mom got home from work at 6:00, so I generally enlisted my brother for lookout detail while I watched it.

i love how nobody asks “do you like the simpsons,” because of course you like the simpsons, who doesn’t like the simpsons

pinnapinna replied to your video “Meat Loaf - Blind as a Bat”

OMG story time. my aunt had this album when i was little and i could. not. look at the cover because it terrified me.

THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

highgayden:

Disability Fest! - Abed Nadir (community)

"I can tell life from TV, Jeff. TV makes sense, it has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you."

Anonymous asked
it sort of looks like you're strumming your dog like a banjo

you’re not, you’re not wrong

like when she shambles into my lap for bellyrubz, it’s pretty much time for some thrilling dogbanjo

and it’s like, how much more helpful could she be with me getting work done, and the answer is none. none more helpful

and it’s like, how much more helpful could she be with me getting work done, and the answer is none. none more helpful