Ryan, 27, Los Angeles.

I yell a lot about stuff.

 

is anybody else an awful person whose brain was screaming “and I thought they smelled bad…ON THE OUTSIDE” when they pulled the lady out of the horse

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

one-bite-at-a-time replied to your post “I sort of want to start a proper youtube channel. but I feel like it…”

But I feel like another asshole could actually be useful in some scenarios, you know?

i love this comment because it applies perfectly to both starting a youtube channel and growing another bhole

the-real-goddamazon:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

I always forget the Platypus exists and how fucking hideous these things are.