February 2012
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waterlostinthesea started following you
I will not be a resentful, spiteful ass.
I will Let Things Go, and instead of cataloging my wounds alphabetically, I will hand out the benefit of the doubt like free iPods.
I will be a person and not a bundle of imprecations and bile.
I will be a person. Yes.
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speakgirl asked: You're going to get fired for Tumbling at work.
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phantomancer replied to your post: Am I the only one who, upon hearing that a fellow treats his lady love “like a Queen”
I assume it means he’s going to put her on the guillotine (my perception of history is muddy at best).
HAY GURL IMMA TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEEEEN
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scarlettshazam replied to your post: scarlettshazam replied to your post: Am I the only…
A guy once told me that he “thought all women were goddesses and men were beasts” in an effort to seduce me and I was like O_________O
And Artemis nodded grimly.
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scarlettshazam replied to your post: Am I the only one who, upon hearing that a fellow treats his lady love “like a Queen”
Nope, that’s my first assumption. Same with “like a princess” or “like a goddess.” It always creeps me out
Yeah! “Like a goddess”? So, you build shrines to her? Make sacrifices? Fascinating.
I wonder if Prince Albert ever used that line, and then...
Am I the only one who, upon hearing that a fellow...
immediately assumes that this dude is a patronizing cro-mag douche?
I mean, to say nothing of being unimaginative and clichéd in his expressions.
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“What’s this? Sittin’ around watching the telly while there’s evil still afoot?...”
– Spike (via vulcanbardmoon)
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: astationaryjew replied to your photo: Sleep is for…
no i miss sleep so bad
Sleep is like a friend that I’ve flaked on so many times that when I do want to hang out, he’s like “Nah, man, you’ll just cut out on me at the last minute,” spiteful douche that he is.
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astationaryjew replied to your photo: Sleep is for communists and people who hate…
Well, I love sleeping and I am probably close enough to the other two categories, so maybe you’re right.
I am the worst godless commie, in this case. They’ll stop sending me the newsletter unless I take a nap or something.
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callmeshiny started following you
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numchuckbitch:
sits in sexual frustration the rest of the night
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“Let us reform our schools, and we shall find little reform needed in our prisons...”
– John Ruskin
I don’t know that there were any Victorian writers whose closet-skeletons weren’t dashing gallantly about town wearing very large hats.
Wilkie Collins, for instance. That fucking guy.
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John Ruskin. Oh, God. Okay. So, John Ruskin.
He wrote important essays on beauty and labor during the Victorian Period. He really liked Gothic Architecture. But that’s not what’s fascinating about him. He was horrified by pubes. During the six years of marriage to his first wife, Effie Gray, they never once consummated anything because “he was frightened on the wedding night by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair;...
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farriswheels replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:…
Angela has the best stuff.
I’m way outgunned here. I’m gonna have to create a papier-mache mask of Matt Smith and construct a bowtie out of socks.
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:…
I…this, I just… Wait, what? Where do you even get that? OMFG HAX
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: lostsomething replied to your post: lostsomething…
lostsomething replied to your post: lostsomething replied to your post: lostsomething…
THIS IS ANARCHY ANARCHY
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lostsomething replied to your post: lostsomething replied to your post:…
DEAL WITH IT
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lostsomething replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: Having…
I believe I’ve been haberdashery-served.
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: Having been Productive today, and having Done…
WHAT MOVIES also pics of you eating nachos plz
Surf Nazis Must Die, Zombie Strippers and Pumpkinhead. I MUST STILL COLLECT THE NACHOS. ONCE I MUSTER THE MOTIVATION TO GET OUT OF BED
whiteoleander replied to your photo: Having been Productive today, and having Done…
sharp hat, sir!
Why thank...
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