He wrote important essays on beauty and labor during the Victorian Period.
He really liked Gothic Architecture. But that’s not what’s fascinating about him.
He was horrified by pubes.
During the six years of marriage to his first wife, Effie Gray, they never once consummated anything because “he was frightened on the wedding night by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair; more probably, he was perturbed by her menstrual blood.”
IMPERFECTION IS A SIGN OF CRAFTSMANSHIP AND IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO THAT WHICH HAS NO SHARE IN INVENTION
OH GOD, SHE HAS PUBES. WHY ARE THEY PUBES? GET THE PUBES AWAY FROM ME
Also, when his friend J.M.W. Turner died, Ruskin burned his porn collection to protect his legacy.
Having a friend dispose of your porn after you assume room temperature is clearly a proud tradition.
Also, he kind of looks like Wolverine.
