Am I the only one who, upon hearing that a fellow treats his lady love “like a Queen”

immediately assumes that this dude is a patronizing cro-mag douche?

I mean, to say nothing of being unimaginative and clichéd in his expressions.

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  1. phantomancer said: I assume it means he’s going to put her on the guillotine (my perception of history is muddy at best).
  2. scarlettshazam said: Nope, that’s my first assumption. Same with “like a princess” or “like a goddess.” It always creeps me out
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